istherelifeafter50

Can’t say I’ve discovered the benefits of turning fifty yet.

Bosses still got on your shit. 

The wife still expects the dishes washed if she cooked (and she expects me to cook occasionally too).

Your family expects you to pay for the meal when you take every out since you the man now you got older.

Responsibilities take a bigger toll on you physically and financially.

Weight is easier to gain and exercise is less desirable to maintain.

The longer your married the sex is less frequent; at least that’s still fun though.

College age girls just think you’re a dirty old man. Well if they didn’t expose so much skin you wouldn’t have to look right? Except if you have a beard and dress like a professor then you get some respect.

My hair gets less on my head and more on my back, and my hearing and sight are diminshed.

I’m still in bed at 8pm only now I’m going to sleep, except that I wake up to pee at 2am (damn prostate) and then can’t sleep.

Oh yes I forgot there is that AARP card. Most places don’t give you age discounts until you turn at least fifty five so I have a couple of years to go before I reap that benefit but hey I can get into the SAHBA Home Show for two bucks off.

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